We have witnessed Farrah Abraham experience numerous lows throughout her time in the spotlight. These setbacks were often accompanied by cringey remarks, where Farrah attempted to defend her deplorable actions with semi-literate nonsense. By this point, we have become accustomed to feeling confused and slightly annoyed by Farrah’s efforts to justify her behavior. However, she has never managed to offend so many people with her rambling tirades until now. Farrah Abraham attended Debbie Durkin’s ECOLUXE Movie & TV Awards Lounge at Yamashiro Hollywood on June 03, 2022, in Los Angeles, California.
As previously reported, Farrah was arrested in January of this year for assaulting a security guard. This week, she received a sentence of community service and 18 months of probation for the attack. Instead of being relieved by the slap-on-the-wrist sentence, Farrah took to Instagram to complain about it and delivered one of her most ridiculous word salads to date. She even served up a chickpea-based dip alongside the dish! Farrah Abraham attended the Nazarian Institute’s ThinkBIG 2020 Conference featuring keynote speaker Kris Jenner at 1 Hotel West Hollywood on January 11, 2020, in West Hollywood, California.
“On record, the only person battered was myself,” Farrah commented on In Touch Weekly’s Instagram post about her sentence. “And the security were caught lying via camera footage. Prosecutors and faulty judicial systems need immediate reform for allowing lying criminal behavior towards customers,” she continued. “I’m Jerusalem, and security is Hummus lying with terrorism tactics that fail.” Yes, Farrah referred to herself as Jerusalem (we believe she meant Israel) and the security guard as Hummus (we believe she meant Hamas, not the delicious dip that goes well with fresh vegetables). Farrah Abraham attended the Nazarian Institute’s ThinkBIG 2020 Conference featuring keynote speaker Kris Jenner at 1 Hotel West Hollywood on January 11, 2020, in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by JC Olivera/Getty Images) (Getty)
Is this a new low for Farrah? It’s difficult to say, as she has been butchering the English language for as long as she has been in the spotlight. However, as reported by The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, Ms. Abraham is receiving heavy criticism in the replies. “Girl, you are not comparing your first world problems to actual terrorism?” one person wrote. “This comment is the most disgusting vile thing I have heard in a long time!” another added. “Don’t you dare f–king compare this s–t with the tragedy that is going on in the Middle East!” a third chimed in. Farrah Abraham attended boohoo x All That Glitters Launch Party on November 07, 2019, in Los Angeles, California.
Others found humor in the situation. “This comment should be printed out and hung on the wall of the Louvre. It is art in its highest form #hummus,” wrote one commenter. “What type of Hummus lies? Just curious so I don’t buy that kind,” another joked. Farrah continued her ramblings with an Instagram post about the flaws of California and her appreciation for the state of Texas. Farrah Abraham attended WE tv celebrates the premiere of ‘Marriage Boot Camp’ at SkyBar at the Mondrian Los Angeles on October 10, 2019, in West Hollywood, California.
“Thankful I’m alive, Grateful I don’t live in California- Love some Austin Texas (where security doesn’t set up attacks on public figures) & look forward to changing our legal systems surrounding prosecutors and allowing criminal attacks in uniform,” Farrah wrote. “As we all should never be assaulted, cuffed, or faced with excessive force while eating dinner or enjoying a rooftop view,” she continued. “I’ve learned that it’s better to stay away from those who lack self-control – our system should take action against criminal defamation and lies that harm innocent people every day. Criminal vs. CIVIL – justice always prevails even in a corrupt judicial system.” It seems like Farrah has learned a lot, but she could still benefit from a crash course on Middle Eastern politics and popular party dishes.